Story of My Life
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Missing someone who has died is a pain that never really leaves you…
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incredibly powerful slavic energies here
incredibly powerful slavic energies here
incredibly powerful slavic energies here
Im sorry- WHAT THE FUCK?
Is molten fuckin’ metal/rock/whatever seriously the same deal as swinging your finger through a candle??
THE FORGE GOD
this is the lidenfrost effect, his hand is soaked in water. when the water contacts the molten material it instantly evaporates because of the heat, causing a brief ‘shield’ of steam around his hand.
Thank u science side of tumblr
Also, don’t ever do this on purpose.
Also, don’t ever do this on accident.
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HOLD UP SANGI PUTS GRAPE JELLY ON HAM SANDWICHES?? that’s sacrilege
Anonymous
Anon, you’re preaching to the choir. There are many things I do well as a dominant, and many ways I fall short.
Of all my shortcomings, though, there is none so great as my failure to dom her out of the love of goddamn grape jelly with meat. No matter what I do, at my very domliest, she clings to this insatiable love of grape jelly+savory like a rabid badger. I have tried everything.
This is an ongoing battle. Has been for years. This has been a bigger struggle than her incessant need to hang the toilet paper in the incorrect overhand fashion. This is even worse than her abominable pronunciation of “gif” with a hard “g”. I fight this battle every day and I grow weary. I have nightmares of our future children asking me to go ahead and slather grape jelly on their hot dogs or some equally ridiculous bullshit. I fear that this will never end. Her willpower is astounding.
I will hold the line though, anon. I will remain steadfast in my resolve. I will fight and I will fight and I will shout through time itself so that even future generations will know me by my battle cry. Grape Jelly does not go on fucking meat.
God help us both in this fight, anon.
-LMS
@lovemysub I hear your struggle, I sympathize.. yet…
I can not sit idly by and not support Sangi and the balance of grape jelly and meat.
I regret to share that when I make Slow Cooker Meatballs I use grape jelly in the sauce, When I make certain Ham recipes grape jelly is a wonderful glaze, And even some meatloaf and yes even fish recipes I have used it. Thus I must support her passion for the sweet + savory delights she chooses.
We can convert you… and if you are not afraid..
Love you man!
~Primal
Trying… so hard… to not be smug af rn.. and failing.. so so miserably
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Why can’t I stop watching this
I swear to god I’ve watched this like fifty times and I can’t stop laughing
He l p m e
I forgot I reblogged this to my main and I’m dYING
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never understood people who let candy melt in their mouth. ill bite down on a damn jolly rancher because i lack the patience
It’s like a dishwasher
i dont understand even a little bit thank you
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ok this is really sweet
[captions]
Girl: “You glue them on.”
Dude 1: [very confused] “Why would you do that? I don’t glue mine on.”
Dude 2: [also confused] “Yeah, what the fuck?”
Girl: “Have you never heard of gluing them on?”
Dude 2: [incredulous] “No!”
Girl: “Watch this.” [she removes her eyelash]
Dude 1: [slightly panicked] “No, I- STOP.”
Dude 2: [shocked gasp] [pause] [concerned] “Do you still have eyelashes?”
Girl: [laughs]
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Barbie giving good life advice right here :)
I legitimately teared up at this.
This is such a lovely message <3
holy shit barbie
thats some good advice
Barbie is a smart and awesome lady :)
okay this is A+
